Ugh I hate when they get persnickety like that. A chaser of something heavier than whipped cream might do though. You won't die love you'll probably just retch a little, poor Julian probably knows what that's like.
Of course he likes chicken. Okay. Don't worry about the dog food or the regular food.
Me too. I thought I used to hate bugs but then i realised i didn't know what hate was until you had to eat them alive and squirmy. Its nothing like the lion king!!!!! slimy and not satisfying!!!!!!!
ughhh I promise Im gonna pay you back okay
That's the sad part I HAVE a job Im the token gay guy at the women's clothing store
I also know you like having money and not spending it on useless adults
So. People who smoke get like three breaks a shift right. People who don't don't get any. So I pretended I smoked to get breaks. Except one of the managers noticed and didn't like it. I mean I basically only liked it cos I made a cool friend there but we still hang out and now you get excellent deals on women's wear so I mean win/win they have these excellent jeggings that just came in on shipment and oh my god Im turning into a diy home improvement gay who drinks cucumber water nonono
You deserve what you get and right now you're getting me making you and Julian dinner, buying you dog food, and thus freeing up time for you to clear the couch for Dahlia.
I like spending money on my family so DEAL WITH IT. YOU'RE FAMILY NOW.
I wish I could say I didn't laugh but I did. A lot. I'll go in and look at the jeggings thanks sweets :-*
Thank you!!! I'm going to hide so much stuff in the back when it goes on clearance for you.
YOU'RE LIKE THE ADOPTED SISTER I NEVER HAD BUT ALWAYS WANTED.
You know the exact type I mean too. The ones that are like no susan do not accept that crown molding into your life at the expense of a walk in closet. and then i sit there and drink cucumber water and talk about clothes for an hour.
that depends is it normal pasta or is it something fancy sounding because that's the equivalent of cucumber water.
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zeptosecond) wrote2018-01-16 11:49 pm
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They have too many legs Im gonna puke
I can't believe this.
Blue Buffalo or he doesn't eat much and gets a stomach ache are gluten intolerant dogs a thing???
oh my goddddd sometimes you make me question if Im gay.
Youre the best youre the best youre the best
but Im def still gay
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Gluten intolerant dogs are probably a thing, have you tried him on raw food?
I know sweetie, I know. Do you have any regular food for after Julian does his thing?
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I can barely eat raw food do you think i could afford to give my dog raw food. I feed him chicken sometimes he likes that.
......... not really. Im failing at being an adult and this is the worst thing ever. How do you do it?????????????????
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Of course he likes chicken. Okay. Don't worry about the dog food or the regular food.
I've had a lot of practice. Having a job helps.
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ughhh I promise Im gonna pay you back okay
That's the sad part I HAVE a job Im the token gay guy at the women's clothing store
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Don't WORRY about it, you know I like cooking for people.
That sounds un-fun what happened to the restaurant I thought you liked it there?
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I also know you like having money and not spending it on useless adults
So. People who smoke get like three breaks a shift right. People who don't don't get any. So I pretended I smoked to get breaks. Except one of the managers noticed and didn't like it. I mean I basically only liked it cos I made a cool friend there but we still hang out and now you get excellent deals on women's wear so I mean win/win
they have these excellent jeggings that just came in on shipment and oh my god Im turning into a diy home improvement gay who drinks cucumber water nonono
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I like spending money on my family so DEAL WITH IT. YOU'RE FAMILY NOW.
I wish I could say I didn't laugh but I did. A lot. I'll go in and look at the jeggings thanks sweets :-*
Pasta for dinner, then?
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YOU'RE LIKE THE ADOPTED SISTER I NEVER HAD BUT ALWAYS WANTED.
You know the exact type I mean too. The ones that are like no susan do not accept that crown molding into your life at the expense of a walk in closet. and then i sit there and drink cucumber water and talk about clothes for an hour.
that depends is it normal pasta or is it something fancy sounding because that's the equivalent of cucumber water.
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GOOD I'M GLAD TO HEAR IT.
We both know that I would never pick crown molding over a walk-in closet, I own too many clothes for that level of foolishness.
You're vegan, so no cheese. Nothing fancy, just pasta and tomato sauce and fake meat meatballs.
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You really are the best though yknow.
I KNOW you got too much sense for that. Like girl I'm not even saying you'd be in that realm.
That sounds excellent. Can I really be a vegan if I'm eating centipedes....
euuuuugh.
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Thank you, I try. I'll see you soon?
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easier said than done!!!
definitely you know youre always welcome whenever and the key is under the gnome statue